By: A-Chan
- Psycho boys in huge metal robots are adorable!
- Those who lay eyes on a Gundam shall not live to tell of it
- If you’re a psycho hose-beast, don’t worry. There are other personalities to choose from
- One cannot be feminine with creepy eyebrows that can jump out and EAT you and a certain passion for war.
- Mission Accomplished
- If you don’t want to be seen, cover your face with your hand and no one will be able to tell you’re an idiot!
- Approach with Caution
- Clowns are STILL creepy but now they’re creepy and HOT
- Egghead helmets hide the Bishounens within
- Omae o korosu
- Always have rose petals for bath emergencies, that way you won’t miss a minute of the drool-worthy scenes!
- If you’re working for OZ and the comms go dead GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!!
- If there is a sudden enemy attack and you can’t see the enemy, kiss your sorry ass good-bye
- Obsession is either annoying or...nope. It’s just annoying.
- Never ask a kill-crazed boy about himself.
- No matter what you do, you’ll always end up as the bad guy
- Start a musical duet with every strange pilot you meet.
- Take a hint and buy a clue. If it can’t be identified within five seconds, IT’S A GUNDAM!!
- Never trust a woman that was two personalities and not a full name between them
- Fire! Fire!
- Women are weak unless they kick your ass. Then, they’re just lucky.
- Swirly hair is the look of a modern Chinese guerrilla soldier
- It’s always the quiet ones that crack
- A little gel will go a long way for trendy hairstyles
- Be courteous: Setting your own broken bones is impressive, but it’s just gross
- Omae o korosu (yes, I know it’s in here twice)
- Mission Accepted
- Purposely kill a thousand strangers and it’ll mean nothing. Accidentally kill a little girl and her puppy, and the scars may never heal
- If he’s a sarcastic jerk with a high IQ and some MAJOR complexion problems, I’d like to introduce you to Doctor H, Doctor J, Doctor B.
- Metal and feathers can’t be wrong
- Never leave Heero to fix his broken Gundam while you’re asleep. The next morning will be hell
- Everybody are weaklings
- Warning! Pre-teen boys are more deadly than they appear
- If you don’t have brains enough not to chase down an unstable pilot trying to kill you, you shouldn’t be handed an entire kingdom to DEFEND!!!
- It’s never too late to turn against Earth
- War is a necessary evil
- like Relena
- All-out war to achieve peace
- Makes sense
- If you talk to your Gundam more than your comrades, you need help really fast
- It goes: Gundam, Honor, Peace, THEN personal well-being
- The definition of peace is 20% blowing something up, 20% of what you say, and 60% on what you’re blowing up when you say it
- Little citizens and towns go squish
- If something has a series of numbers as a title, (i.e. Colony 03554) you MUST emphasize EVERY number.
- Thermal weapons function just fine underwater. Don’t waste time on asking why!
- Any kingdom called Sank is doomed to fall and REMAIN down!
- Gundamium is a boy’s best friend
- Heavyarms will ALWAYS run out of bullets in the heat of battle
- All a boy really needs is a Gundam to talk to and an embassy to blow up.
- All OZ really needs is to give it up while they’re alive! Geez!
- Send in the clowns.
- Blonde Arabian princes come fully equipped with a mass-murdering machine, an entire army of lackeys, and fresh tea.
- Let’s face it: the Chinese will remain honorable, the Japanese will be advanced beyond compare, while the Americans drink coffee, the Arabians drink tea, and the Latinos sit quietly with cool hair and a structural body-build fit for livin’ la vida loca
- Eurasia breeds Bishounen
- For every father lost, two colonies go down
- Machines will one day rise up and take over EVERYONE’S minds
- If a mobile suit is strong enough to manipulate Heero’s mind then I say it’s high-time to STOP the upgrades!
- If at first you don’t succeed, self-detonate
- You can only get Trowa to laugh if you can describe intense pain in four-or-less words
- Earth is beautiful. Very, very beautiful
- Black matches everything
- Spandex are eternally Heero’s
- The entire OZ organization has no peripheral vision
- Omae o korosu ( I did it again!)
- The God of Death has GREAT hair!
- Treize is ¼ peacock, ¼ fox, and 100% kawaii
- Never ask "What was that?" The answer won’t be to your liking
- He gets knocked down, but he gets up again.
- Things aren’t always what they seem
- Heero is a GREAT actor!
- Ignorance isn’t bliss, it’s another reason why Romafeller will never win
- Don’t bother saying "I got him!" Because chances are, you didn’t
- The Password is JUSTICE (thanks, Tracy!)
- Quatre has the right idea, I’d gladly fight Trowa, if it meant I could see him again
- This isn’t right.
- The best way to live your life is by following your emotions: this coming from the heartless, psychotic, kamikaze bastard.
- I could really fall for that clown!
- Uh, I’ll take ‘Maniac Pilots’ for 500, Alex.
- This isn’t a game! It’s also a TV show, a toy, and an expensive alignment of merchandise
- From now on, I’m driving from UNDER my car
- Heero Yuy without a gun is like, Wufei
- I totally screwed up!
- It’d take a miracle for you, but he can handle it
- Never compliment a traitor
- Keep it down over there!
- W-what Gundam behind my back?
- I don’t have anything.
- Don’t ask where the kid got the money. Just give him the truck AND the explosives
- Trowa’s 'special shows' are a one-time-only deal
- If you can’t hit psycho hose-breast from twelve feet, let me just clear the air between your ears: you’re a lousy shot!!
- OZ explained in three words: Dead Men Walking
- The God of Death is Back from Hell (Thanks, Sam!)

By: chibisakura_22
- All the short blonde guys eventually go crazy.