Zechs: (over the com.) Where do you think you're going?

Heero: (over the com.) What the... I defeated you. Now just lie there while I go off and be heroic.

Zechs: What do you mean? I'm still going.

(Pause. Wing Zero gestures to Epyon's missing arm.)

Heero: Your left arm is missing!

Zechs: So?

(Pause)

Heero: (flustered) Your left arm is freakin' missing!

Zechs: Yes, I noticed. I still don't see what your point is.

Heero: But... but... your arm...

Zechs: Is missing, I know. It doesn't matter. I'm perfectly fine.

(An ackward moment passes.)

Zechs: Oh, come on! It's just a giant robot. With the exception of blowing up while I'm inside, its own condition has absolutely no effect on my physical welfare.

Heero: Well... I... I... didn't think of that, admitted...

(Pause)

Zechs: (amazed) You didn't think of it? There is actually something you didn't think of?

Heero: Well, you know, you spend time with a robot, and, well, it kind of rubs off on you... er... you know about this, right?

Zechs: Dude, get a social life. Go on a date, something. Look, I'll set you up with my sister. You two look like you might like each other.

Heero: (embarrassed) I... er... um...

(Cut to the command room at MO-II. Relena is standing there with a look of infinite hope.)

Relena: Oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please...

(Cut back to Wing Zero and Epyon.)

Zechs: Er, come think of it, maybe not.

Lady Une: (over com.) Er, guys?

Heero: Yes?

Une: Well, could you wrap this up anytime soon? We kind of have a planet wide disaster to stop.

Zechs: My, aren't we pushy?

Heero: We're talking here. Go have Treize's love child or something, schizo.

Une: Hey, I do not deserve this!

Heero: C'mon, when have you done anything useful for us in this series?

Une: I saved Duo and Wufei back at the Lunar base.

Zechs: Oh yeah, we really needed you to save those two. We both know the importance of the honor-obsessed psychopath and the... the...

Heero: (helpful) Religious freak with homicidal mania?

Zechs: And the religious freak with homicidal mania. Face it, you're nothing but a useless side character who got too much screen time.

Une: (choking up) I... I... I... I have to go now...

Heero: Heh, we showed her.

Zechs: Why have we been fighting? With our combined insult skills, we could rule the universe!

Heero: By jove, you're right!

(Wing Zero extends its hand.)

Heero: Partners?

(Epyon shakes the hand.)

Zechs: Partners.

(The room start to glow red.)

Heero: Is it getting hot in here?

Zechs: I do believe Libra is crashing into Earth.

(Pause)

Heero: Shit.

Zechs: Well, this was humiliat--

(Fade to white)

Fin